If You Can Make A Woman Laugh You Can Make Her Do

“A woman laughing is a woman conquered.”

“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.”

“A woman should soften but not weaken a man.”

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of the intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the beauty in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that one life has breathed easier because you lived here. This is to have succeeded.”

“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”